A Random Universe

Why hello there youngling. How are you on this fine day? This is my website and in it are things that you dare not imagine. Prepare yourself for the journey of a lifetime. Whether your name is Rose, Matt, Adam, Finnegan or Vladimir, you will find that I am well prepared for all your ADHD tendencies. Don’t change the channel, buddy—check out what’s REALLY happening in this part of town.

You may just find something that you like. Or a pie.

Either way you win, don’t you?